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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 54587" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle.. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"My, my,! " said t he Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Liver alone.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Cheese mine."</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/cnevikas/2435f2c0.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/sweetrani/kajol/pbdhh32vi.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><a href="http://layya325.hi5.com:love:" target="_blank">http://layya325.hi5.com:love:</a></p><p></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Djpata, post: 54587, member: 1233"] [FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="4"]Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle.. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my,! " said t he Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says "Liver alone. Cheese mine." [CENTER] [IMG]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/cnevikas/2435f2c0.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/sweetrani/kajol/pbdhh32vi.gif[/IMG] :love:[url]http://layya325.hi5.com:love:[/url][/CENTER][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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