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Message: <blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 5557966" data-attributes="member: 120286">LIVING LIKE A KING           A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.     The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you     have waited too long and you are going to die this evening."      The man is distraught and wonders how he is     going to tell his wife.  Well, he tells her and she takes it pretty well.      "Honey, this is going to be a night that you will always remember,"      she says. "I am going to treat you like a king."      She prepares a scrumptious gourmet dinner     with wine, candles--the works.     After dinner she slips away and returns in     the most incredible negligee the man has ever seen. She leads him into their bedroom. They     make the most passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. Once done,     the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise.      Well, the husband is wide awake watching     the clock. He knows that he is doomed. He taps her..."Honey?" he whispers.      She rolls over and again proceed to make love.  Again when they were done she rolls     over and he taps her.  She is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she grants     her husband's dying wishes. Finally the wife rolls over and begins to snore.     Well, the man decides to tap her again.     "Honey?" he whispers.   She rolls over and yells,   "Oh     sure!  YOU don't have to get up in the morning!!!"</blockquote>

Verification: Winadiyakata thappara keeyak tibeda?

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