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Message: <blockquote data-quote="smother" data-source="post: 6447047" data-attributes="member: 166532">Doctor  to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before  you die?Patient: Yes. A good doctor.   One sardarji  professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U know why?Because  he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...   Sardar: My mobile bill how  much?Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill  statusSardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.     Sardar built 2  Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?When asked him,  he said,"Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.   A sardarji Doctor  falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U  sister...   Sardar: I think that girl is  deaf..Friend: How do u know?Sardar: I told I Love  her, but she said her chappals are new   Sardar: Miss, Did u call me  on my mobile?Teacher: Me? No, why?Sardar:  Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call"..   Judge: Don't U have shame?  It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.Sardar to judge: U R  coming daily, don't U have shame?   Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?Sardar:  Color of  Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE..   Sardar attending an  interview in Software Company.Manager: Do U know MS Office?Sardar:  If U give me the address I will go there sir.   Sardar in airplane  going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "Air  hostess said: "B silent."Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"   Sardar got a sms from  his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"Sardarji replied:"I Mr YOU" !!.   Sardar: Doctor! My Son  swallowed a keyDoctor: When?Sardar: 3 Months AgoDr:  Wat were u doing till now?Sardar: We were using  duplicate keyDr: So why did you come today?Sardar:  We lost the duplicate key!!  Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle  of the road???Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back  from the office.....     After finishing MBBS Sardar started his  practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a  Torch & Finally Said:"Oye, Torch is okay"     Teacher: "What is common  between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"Sardar: "All  are born on government holidays....!!! </blockquote>

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