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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Alex Krycek" data-source="post: 1365350" data-attributes="member: 77472">==========================================================One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring then said, "Isn't having nine babies a little much?""Well," she said, "I don't know why I get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air.""Yes," said the priest, "your legs!"==========================================================A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the kitchen and the young man was drinking an extremely large glass of milk.The young man said "I took the liberty of milking your cow this morning!" He then continues and says " it took me a while to get her started up. She must be old and stubbly."The uncle says with a confused look " Um son we don't have a cow...We have a bull!"=========================================================   A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?""You'll see", he replies.They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating."Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."His daughter screams..."Don't eat it, Jimmy !...... It's a *ucking a**ehole...!!!"=========================================================</blockquote>

Verification: Haya warak paha keeyada? (haya wadi kireema paha)

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