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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dhanuka Ramanayake" data-source="post: 4938331" data-attributes="member: 202811">Look Out For The Following Computer Viruses!MIKE TYSON VIRUS# Quits after two bytes.RONALD REAGAN VIRUS# Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS# Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS# Deletes all old files.ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS# Disks can no longer be inserted.DISNEY VIRUS# Everything in your computer goes Goofy.PROZAC VIRUS# Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS# Only attacks minor files.ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS# Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS# Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.VIAGRA VIRUS# Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.LEWINSKY VIRUS# Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" />Just fun</blockquote>

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