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<blockquote data-quote="ALii" data-source="post: 5871308" data-attributes="member: 248445"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry... </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ALii, post: 5871308, member: 248445"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry... [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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