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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 5133262" data-attributes="member: 49393">LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one. LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot?MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. LOVE - When you share everything you own.LUST - When you steal everything they own.MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.MARRIAGE - When . . . Uh . . . what's a climax? LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to ***** about work. LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.LUST - When all you write is your phone number.MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks. LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.LUST - When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all-round.MARRIAGE - When you're only concern is what's on T.V. LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.LUST - When you only see each other naked.MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them. LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio. LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is your only thought. LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score. LOVE - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.LUST - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.MARRIAGE - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement. LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're allowed.</blockquote>

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