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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 93057" data-attributes="member: 8568">HE V/S SHE ...   JUST READ AND ENJOY ...   Boy  : Hi!didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?Girl : Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice!!! Boy  : May I have the pleasure of this dance?Girl : No,I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!  Boy  : How did you get to be so beautiful?Girl : I must've been given your share!!! Boy  : Is it hot in here or is it just you?Girl : It's hot!!! Boy  : I'd go to the ends of the world for you! Girl : Okay,but would you stay there? Boy  : Will you come out with me this Saturday?Girl : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! Boy  : Your face must turn a few heads!Girl : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!  Boy  : Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!Girl : Okay,get out!!! Boy  : I think I could make you very happyGirl : Why,are you leaving? Boy  : What would you say if I asked u to marry me? Girl : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! Boy  : Can I have your name?Girl : why,don't you already have one? Boy  : Shall we go and see a film?Girl : I've already seen it!!!  Boy  : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?Girl : Nah,it was plain bad luck!!! Boy  : You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.Girl : Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!  Boy  : When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..Girl : And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down! Boy  : You know when they made u they must have broken the mold. Girl : Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!! Boy  : Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?Girl : Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!  Boy  : Did you miss me while I was away?? Girl : Were you away??  Boy  : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?? Girl : What time was it??  GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.. BOY  : Don't you ever want to improve??  BOY  : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??Boy  : I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! Girl : I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like yours!!!  BOY  : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon??  Boy  : Say you love me! Say you love me! Girl : You love me...   Boy  : When we get engaged will you give me a ring?? Girl : Sure, what's your phone number??  Girl : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so         Overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.. Boy : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...  Boy  : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.. Girl : Don't you ever want to improve??  BOY : I love you and I could die for you! Girl : How soon??  Boy  : Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?Girl : Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!! Boy  : Haven't I seen you someplace before?Girl : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.  Boy  : Is this seat empty?Girl : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Boy  : I'd like to call you. What's your number?Girl : It's in the phone book.Boy  : But I don't know your name. Girl : That's in the phone book too. Boy  : Hey, baby, what's your sign?Girl : Do not Enter Boy  : I know how to please a woman.Girl : Then please leave me alone. Boy  : I want to give myself to you. Girl : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Boy  : If I could see you naked, I'd die happyGirl : Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Boy  : Your body is like a templeGirl : Sorry, there are no services today. Boy  : I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.Girl : No, but it looks like you landed on your face! Girl : You remind me of the sea. Boy  : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? Girl : NO, because you make me sick.  Boy  : Phoebe says I'm pretty. Rachael says I'm ugly. What do u think, Monica? Boy  : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.</blockquote>

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