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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 6245641" data-attributes="member: 49393">A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.  "What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender."I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies.  I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!   We made …. All night, all over the house.   We did everything;!""Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky guy.  Was she pretty?""Dunno...never found the head."</blockquote>

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