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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 885629" data-attributes="member: 8568">M A R R I A G E SMarriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking ladyAnd after the wedding, he laid down the followingRules: " I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what timeI want and I don't expect any hassle from you. IExpect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell youThat I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting,Fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with myOld buddies and don't you give me a hard time aboutIt. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, " No, that's fine with me. JustUnderstand that there will be sex here at sevenO'clock every night ......... Whether you're here orNot ." (DAMM SHE'S GOOD!) ***************************************** Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day ofTheir 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, " When you die, I'm getting you aHeadstone that reads: " Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " " Yeah?" she replies. " When you die, I'm getting you aHeadstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last " (HE ASKED FOR IT!) **************************************** Marriage (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight atThe breakfast table.Husband gets up in a rage andSays, " And you are no good in bed either,"And storms out of the house. After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decidesTo make amends and rings her up. She comes to thePhone after many rings, and the irritated husbandSays, "what took you so long to answer the phone ?" She says, " I was in bed." " In bed this early, doing what?" " Getting a second opinion!" (YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!) ***************************************** Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of hisAchievement. He is so proud of himself, that he startsCalling his wife, " Mother of Six" in spite of herObjections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides thatit's time to go home and wants to find out if his wifeIs ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of hisVoice, " Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack ofDiscretion, shouts right back, " Anytime you're ready,Father of Four." (RIGHT ON, LADY!) ****************************************** Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at homeAnd were giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly,The man realized that the next day, he wouldNeed his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an earlyMorning business flight. Not wanting to be the firstTo break the silence (and LOSE),He wrote on a pieceOf paper, " Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left itWhere he knew she would find it.The next morning, theMan woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and heHad missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go andSee why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed aPiece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00AM. Wake up."</blockquote>

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