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<blockquote data-quote="askuwi" data-source="post: 2310483" data-attributes="member: 3910"><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px">M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain..... .</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">set up their tent, and fell asleep.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The BE asks, "What does that tell you?" </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The MBA ponders for a minute..</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Astronomically speaking,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">What does it tell you?"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".</span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">JAI HO ALL ENGINEERS.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="askuwi, post: 2310483, member: 3910"] [CENTER] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="5"]M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="3"]This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain..... . A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." The BE asks, "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks. [/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="3"]"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".[/SIZE][/COLOR]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Blue"]"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE" JAI HO ALL ENGINEERS.[/COLOR] [/FONT] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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