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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3889171" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">An Indian goes to America and was searching for a part-time Job there. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">He goes and meets the Manager of a Big Mall. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?" </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India." </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Well, the boss liked the Indian so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">After the store was locked up, the boss came down. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">"How many sales did you make today?" </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale." </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?" </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Indian boy says: "$101 237. 64" </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?" </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Then I sell him medium fishhook. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Then I sell him large fishhook. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">worth of groceries and two cases of beer. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?" </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind." </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">The boss said: Who is he? Indian boy says: He was an Innocent Pathan from Karachi.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 3889171, member: 49393"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#4a4344][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]An Indian goes to America and was searching for a part-time Job there. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]He goes and meets the Manager of a Big Mall. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]Well, the boss liked the Indian so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]After the store was locked up, the boss came down. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]"How many sales did you make today?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?" Indian boy says: "$101 237. 64" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large fishhook. Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer. I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]The boss said: Who is he? Indian boy says: He was an Innocent Pathan from Karachi.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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