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<blockquote data-quote="Fox C2" data-source="post: 16379922" data-attributes="member: 370633"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">One day in the Bakery...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> owner didn't see anything!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> The Jew says to the Arab, "I am going to show</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> you there is nobody better than a Jew." He</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> goes to the owner and says, "Give me a pastry </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> and I will show you a magic trick.''</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> Intrigued, the owner accepts and give him a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> pastry. The Jew swallows it and ask for</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> another one. The owner gives him another one.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> Then the Jew asks for another one and swallows it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> The owner is starting to wonder what the magic</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> trick is and says, "What is the trick,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> Where are the pastries?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> The Jew answers, "Look in the Arab's pocket."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fox C2, post: 16379922, member: 370633"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]One day in the Bakery...[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] owner didn't see anything!"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] The Jew says to the Arab, "I am going to show[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] you there is nobody better than a Jew." He[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] goes to the owner and says, "Give me a pastry [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] and I will show you a magic trick.''[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] Intrigued, the owner accepts and give him a[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] pastry. The Jew swallows it and ask for[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] another one. The owner gives him another one.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] Then the Jew asks for another one and swallows it.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] The owner is starting to wonder what the magic[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] trick is and says, "What is the trick,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] Where are the pastries?[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] The Jew answers, "Look in the Arab's pocket."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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