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<blockquote data-quote="Welusumana" data-source="post: 8187906" data-attributes="member: 301955"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>While visiting India , <span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Mahinda Rajapakse</span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.6&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.1&zw" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong> is invited </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>to tea with Abdul Kalam. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>He asks Kalam </strong></span></strong><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.2&zw" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>what his leadership philosophy is. </strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>He</strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>says that, it is to surround himself with </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>intelligent people.</strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong> </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Mahinda (MR) asks how he knows if they're intelligent. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>"I do so by asking them the right questions," says </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. " </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Mahinda watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, </strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>"Mr.</strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>Prime Minister, please answer this question: <span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia">Your</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>mother has a child,</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong> and <span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">your father has a child,</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>and this child is not your brother or sister.</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong> Who is it?"</strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong> </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Manmohan </strong></span></strong><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.2&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.3&zw" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>immediately responds, </strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>"It's me, Sir !" </strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>"Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Mahinda?" </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Mahinda nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>I'll definitely be using that!" </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Mahinda, upon returning to Colombo, decides </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>he'd better put <span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Mervin Silva</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.5&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.4&zw" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong> to the test. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Mahinda summons him to the Temple Trees and says, </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>"Mervin, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>"Why, of course, My Lord!. What's on your mind?" </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Mahinda poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>child, and your father has a child, and this child is not </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>your brother or your sister. Who is it?" </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Mr. Mervin Silva was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>it and get back to you?" Mahinda agrees, and Mervin leaves. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Mervin immediately calls a meeting of all Ministors of UPFA including Basil </strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Gota, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>and they puzzle over the question for several hours, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>in desperation, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Mervin calls </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Ranil Wickremasinghe</span></span> <span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.3&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.5&zw" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span></span>and explains the problem. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>"Mr. Wickremasinghe, your mother has a child, and your father </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Who is it?" </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">Ranil answers immediately, "It's me, of course." </span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Much relieved, Mervin rushes back to the Temple trees, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>finds Mahinda Rajapakse, and exclaims, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>"I know the answer, My Lord! I know </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>who it is! </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">It's our Ranil Wickremasinghe!" </span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>And <span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Mahinda <img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.4&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.6&zw" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong> replies in disgust,<span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"> "Wrong,</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><em><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong><em>></em></strong></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong><em>></em></strong></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong><em>></em></strong></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong><em>></em></strong></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong><em>></em></strong></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong><em>></em></strong></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong><em>></em></strong></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong>it's Manmohan Singh!"</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Welusumana, post: 8187906, member: 301955"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][B]While visiting India , [COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Mahinda Rajapakse[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.6&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.1&zw[/IMG][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6][B] is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam [/B][/SIZE][/B][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.2&zw[/IMG][B][SIZE=6][B]what his leadership philosophy is. [/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=7][B] He[/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=7][B]says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.[/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6][B] Mahinda (MR) asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. " Mahinda watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, [/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=7][B] "Mr.[/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=7][B]Prime Minister, please answer this question: [COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia] Your[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][B]mother has a child,[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=7][B] and [COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]your father has a child,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] and this child is not your brother or sister.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=7][B] Who is it?"[/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6][B] Manmohan [/B][/SIZE][/B][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.2&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.3&zw[/IMG][B][SIZE=6][B]immediately responds, [/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=7][B] "It's me, Sir !" [/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6][B] "Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Mahinda?" Mahinda nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" > > > Mahinda, upon returning to Colombo, decides he'd better put [COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Mervin Silva[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.5&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.4&zw[/IMG][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6][B] to the test. Mahinda summons him to the Temple Trees and says, "Mervin, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, My Lord!. What's on your mind?" Mahinda poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Mr. Mervin Silva was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Mahinda agrees, and Mervin leaves. Mervin immediately calls a meeting of all Ministors of UPFA including Basil [/B][/SIZE][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][B]Gota, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Mervin calls [COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Ranil Wickremasinghe[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.3&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.5&zw[/IMG] [/COLOR][/COLOR]and explains the problem. "Mr. Wickremasinghe, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" [COLOR=red][COLOR=red] Ranil answers immediately, "It's me, of course." [/COLOR][/COLOR] Much relieved, Mervin rushes back to the Temple trees, finds Mahinda Rajapakse, and exclaims, "I know the answer, My Lord! I know who it is! [COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]It's our Ranil Wickremasinghe!" [/COLOR][/COLOR] And [COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Mahinda [IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=fef70de09d&view=att&th=12ac20fc1f6c9613&attid=0.4&disp=emb&realattid=17c271e9eb4124bf_0.1.6&zw[/IMG][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=7][B] replies in disgust,[COLOR=red][COLOR=red] "Wrong,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/B][B][I][SIZE=7][B][I] > > > > > > >[/I][/B][/SIZE][/I][/B][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=#400080][COLOR=#400080][B] it's Manmohan Singh!"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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