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<blockquote data-quote="crazy_m" data-source="post: 92701" data-attributes="member: 830"><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"What's in here?" he asked.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Dirt," the driver replied. "Take them out," the guard instructed, "I want to check them."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Obliging, the man removed the bags, and, there was nothing but dirt.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Reluctantly, the guard let him go. A week later the man came back, and, once again, the sentry looked in the trunk. "What's in the bags this time?" he asked. "More dirt," said the man. Not believing him, the guard checked the sacks and, once again, he found nothing but soil.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The same thing happened every day for six months, and it finally became so frustrating to the guard that he quit and became a bartender.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Then, one night, the suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink. Hurrying over to him, the former guard said, "Listen, pal, drinks are on the house tonight if you'll do me a favour: Just tell me what the hell you were smuggling all that time."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Grinning broadly, the man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered, "Cars."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="crazy_m, post: 92701, member: 830"] [B][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]A suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams. "What's in here?" he asked. "Dirt," the driver replied. "Take them out," the guard instructed, "I want to check them." Obliging, the man removed the bags, and, there was nothing but dirt. Reluctantly, the guard let him go. A week later the man came back, and, once again, the sentry looked in the trunk. "What's in the bags this time?" he asked. "More dirt," said the man. Not believing him, the guard checked the sacks and, once again, he found nothing but soil. The same thing happened every day for six months, and it finally became so frustrating to the guard that he quit and became a bartender. Then, one night, the suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink. Hurrying over to him, the former guard said, "Listen, pal, drinks are on the house tonight if you'll do me a favour: Just tell me what the hell you were smuggling all that time." Grinning broadly, the man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered, "Cars." [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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