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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nikama" data-source="post: 1431734" data-attributes="member: 79831"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">She replies, "No".</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">His Mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Just go to school."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mom,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">She replies, "No."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">His Mom replies, "Never mind what you think!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Eat your lunch and go back to school."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">His Mom says, "No." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">He asks, "Do you know what I think?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">His Mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my super glue."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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