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<blockquote data-quote="Nikama" data-source="post: 1431734" data-attributes="member: 79831"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">She replies, "No".</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">His Mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Just go to school."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mom,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">She replies, "No."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">His Mom replies, "Never mind what you think!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">Eat your lunch and go back to school."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">His Mom says, "No." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">He asks, "Do you know what I think?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">His Mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my super glue."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nikama, post: 1431734, member: 79831"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#000000]Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His Mom says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my super glue."[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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