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Message: <blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 3794033" data-attributes="member: 120286">Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:            FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.      PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.            TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.            HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.            SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.            WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.            TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.            EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.            HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.      THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.          So I got home, and the phone was ringing, I picked it up, and said: "Who's speaking please?"         And a voice said: "You are."</blockquote>

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