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Message: <blockquote data-quote="pamithK" data-source="post: 1447164" data-attributes="member: 41396">Subject: Male or Female?SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.SPONGES -- female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on.SHOE -- male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.COPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up - because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed - because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.ZIPLOC BAGS -- male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.SUBWAY -- male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.HOURGLASS -- female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.HAMMER -- male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,but it's handy to have around.REMOTE CONTROL -- female...Ha!...you thought I'd say male. But consider:It gives man pleasure; he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.hope not repost<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry    :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry    :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry    :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /></blockquote>

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