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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dj_buddhika" data-source="post: 5629345" data-attributes="member: 7948">MALEVS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINEA new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:'Please note that this Bank is installing newDrive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below whenaccessing their accounts.After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'**************************MALE PROCEDURE:1. Drive up to the cashmachine.2. Put down your car window.3. Insert card into machineand enter PIN.4. Enter amount of cashrequired and withdraw.5. Retrieve card, cash andreceipt.6. Put window up.7. Drive off.**************************FEMALE PROCEDURE:What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!1. Drive up to cash machine.2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.3. Set hand brake, put the window down.4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.6. Attempt to insert card into machine.7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from thecar.8. Insert card.9. Re-insert card the right way.10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.11. Enter PIN.12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.13. Enter amount of cash required.14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.15. Retrieve cash and receipt.16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of chequebook.18. Re-check makeup.19. Drive forward 2 feet.20. Reverse back to cash machine.21. Retrieve card.22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.25. Redial person on cell phone.26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.27. Release hand brake.SEND THIS TO A MANWHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!</blockquote>

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