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<blockquote data-quote="Churaliya" data-source="post: 9660037" data-attributes="member: 291270"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..</em></strong></span> </p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <strong><span style="color: navy">Sacha Guitry</span></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.</em></strong> <strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: navy">Socrates</span></strong></span> </p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.</em></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <strong><em><span style="color: navy">Anonymous</span></em></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"</em></strong></span> </p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <strong><span style="color: navy">Dumas</span></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.</em></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: navy">Sigmund Freud</span></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A lit tle candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'</em></strong></span> </p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: navy">Anonymous</span></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'</em></strong></span> </p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: navy">Sam Kinison</span></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>'I've had bad luck with both my wives.</em></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em> The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'</em></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <strong><span style="color: navy">James Holt McGavra</span></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming </em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, </em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>2. Whenever you're right, shut up.</em></strong></span> </p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <strong><span style="color: navy">Patrick Murra</span></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....</em></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: navy">Nash</span></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>You know what I did before I married?</em></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Anything I wanted to.</em></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: navy">Anonymous</span></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>My wife and I were happy for twenty years.</em></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Then we met.</em></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <strong><span style="color: navy">Henny Youngman</span></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>A good wife always forgives her husband wh en she's wrong.</em></strong></span> </p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: navy">Rodney Dangerfield</span></strong></span> </p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' </em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'</em></strong></span> </p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <strong><span style="color: navy">Anonymous</span></strong></span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="color: navy">SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!</span></em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><img 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[QUOTE="Churaliya, post: 9660037, member: 291270"] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [B][COLOR=navy]Sacha Guitry[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.[/I][/B] [B] [COLOR=navy]Socrates[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [B][I][COLOR=navy]Anonymous[/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [B][COLOR=navy]Dumas[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=navy]Sigmund Freud[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. 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It's called marriage.'[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=navy]Sam Kinison[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]'I've had bad luck with both my wives.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I] The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [B][COLOR=navy]James Holt McGavra[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [B][COLOR=navy]Patrick Murra[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [B][COLOR=navy]Nash[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]You know what I did before I married?[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]Anything I wanted to.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=navy]Anonymous[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]My wife and I were happy for twenty years.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]Then we met.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [B][COLOR=navy]Henny Youngman[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]A good wife always forgives her husband wh en she's wrong.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=navy]Rodney Dangerfield[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I]First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [B][COLOR=navy]Anonymous[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I][COLOR=navy]SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT![/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER] [SIZE=4][B][I][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER] [SIZE=4][B][I][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I][COLOR=navy]:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D[/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER] [SIZE=4][B][I][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER] [SIZE=4][B][I][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][B][I][COLOR=navy][SIZE=5][COLOR=Red]...............REP +++ Need..............[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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