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<blockquote data-quote="sanath ekanayake" data-source="post: 6803821" data-attributes="member: 162082"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks, :Can your dog perform other tricks?".</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> "But of course", the man answers, "he can even satisfy a woman." </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar. </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> The dogs looks at her and does nothing.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> "It's always the same thing with you!", the man then shouts to the dog, </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> 'I'll show you how to do it one last time'.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sanath ekanayake, post: 6803821, member: 162082"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][B]A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks, :Can your dog perform other tricks?". "But of course", the man answers, "he can even satisfy a woman." Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar. She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed. The dogs looks at her and does nothing. "It's always the same thing with you!", the man then shouts to the dog, 'I'll show you how to do it one last time'.:rofl::rofl::rofl:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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