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<blockquote data-quote="heshan123" data-source="post: 671520" data-attributes="member: 15457"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">Manager and an Engineer!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">know where I am."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">The man below says, "Yes, You are in a hot air balloon, hovering</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">Latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude".</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">fact is I am still lost."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">The man below says, "You must be a manager." "I am," replies the</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">balloonist, "but how did you know?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">"Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are, or where you</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">are going, You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">the same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">fault." </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="heshan123, post: 671520, member: 15457"] [B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Purple"]Manager and an Engineer! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below says, "Yes, You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. Latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude". "You must be an engineer," says the balloonist. "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost." The man below says, "You must be a manager." "I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going, You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D [/QUOTE]
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