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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 3165932" data-attributes="member: 8568">MARRIAGE HUMORWife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date." -------------------------------------- Wife : "Do you wan dinner?" Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?" Wife : "Yes and no." ---------------------------------------Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet.  Why?" Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."  Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?" Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."  Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."  Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."  ---------------------------------------Son: " Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."  Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing." Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap." ______________________________________A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"  "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, N MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"  ---------------------------------------Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning." --------------------------------------A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"  He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."</blockquote>

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