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Message: <blockquote data-quote="upulcranga" data-source="post: 2147382" data-attributes="member: 58660">Married HumorWife: "What are you doing?"Husband : Nothing.Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."Husband : "I was looking for the expiry date."-------------------------------Wife : "Do you want dinner?"Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"Wife : "Yes or no."-------------------------------Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"-----------------------------Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."------------------------------Son: " Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."________________________________A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?""Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"----------------------------------------------------Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."-------------------------------A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."</blockquote>

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