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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 1164194" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/title.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Woody Allen.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Rodney Dangerfield.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/wedding_bridegroom_love_md_clr.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">genitals through his wallet." </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Robin Williams.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">remembering the same thing." </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Duane Dewel.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/two_rings_hearts_md_clr.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad." </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Helen Rowland</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"I have never really understood this liking for war. It panders to</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">instincts already well catered for in any respectable domestic establishment."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Alan Bennett</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/wedding_cake_bridegroomwaving_md_clr.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">in Europe." </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Jackie Mason</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">hope of pulling out an eel." </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Leonardo Di Vinci.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/closeup_bridegroom_md_clr.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">and give her a house." </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Lewis Grizzard.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">whom it may concern." </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Mickey Rooney.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/wedding_ring_glimmer_sm_clr.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Rodney Dangerfield.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." </span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">-Johnny Carson</span></p><p></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 1164194, member: 8568"] [B][CENTER][COLOR="Blue"][IMG]http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/title.gif[/IMG] "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." -Woody Allen. "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." -Rodney Dangerfield. [IMG]http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/wedding_bridegroom_love_md_clr.gif[/IMG] "Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams. "A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." -Duane Dewel. [IMG]http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/two_rings_hearts_md_clr.gif[/IMG] "When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad." -Helen Rowland "I have never really understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts already well catered for in any respectable domestic establishment." -Alan Bennett [IMG]http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/wedding_cake_bridegroomwaving_md_clr.gif[/IMG] "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." -Jackie Mason "Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel." -Leonardo Di Vinci. [IMG]http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/closeup_bridegroom_md_clr.gif[/IMG] "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house." -Lewis Grizzard. "I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern." -Mickey Rooney. [IMG]http://www.funpages.com/onmarriage/wedding_ring_glimmer_sm_clr.gif[/IMG] "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield. "The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." -Johnny Carson[/COLOR][/CENTER][/B] [/QUOTE]
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