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<blockquote data-quote="Diego97" data-source="post: 5041231" data-attributes="member: 143245"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Men’s Perspective.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">David Bissonette </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Sacha Guitry </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Socrates </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Anonymous </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Dumas </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Sigmund Freud </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Anonymous </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Sam Kinison </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">James Holt McGavra </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">2. Whenever you're right, shut up. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Patrick Murra </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Nash </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Anonymous </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Henny Youngman </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Rodney Dangerfield </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Anonymous </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Anonymous </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH....... AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT (@ own risk)!!!!!!!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Diego97, post: 5041231, member: 143245"] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Men’s Perspective. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Dumas I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Anonymous "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." Sam Kinison "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." James Holt McGavra Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Nash You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH....... AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT (@ own risk)!!!!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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