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<blockquote data-quote="Alaya" data-source="post: 2031601" data-attributes="member: 3897"><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Opposition leader Ranil Wickramasinghe, President Mahinda Rajapakse, Actress Malini Fonseka & Model Anarkali is sitting in a train.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The train suddenly goes through a tunnel, and it gets completely dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The women and Mahinda are sitting there, looking perplexed. Ranil is bent over, holding his face which is red, from an apparent slap.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">All of them remain diplomatic, and nobody says anything.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Malini is thinking, "These Polititians are all crazy. Ranil must have tried to kiss Anarkali in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Anarkali is thinking, " Ranil must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Malini instead, and got slapped." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Ranil is thinking, "Damn it, Mahinda must have tried to kiss Anarkali. She thought it was me, and slapped me." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mahinda is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound, and slap Ranil again."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Alaya, post: 2031601, member: 3897"] [COLOR="Navy"][size=3][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Opposition leader Ranil Wickramasinghe, President Mahinda Rajapakse, Actress Malini Fonseka & Model Anarkali is sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel, and it gets completely dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Mahinda are sitting there, looking perplexed. Ranil is bent over, holding his face which is red, from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic, and nobody says anything. Malini is thinking, "These Polititians are all crazy. Ranil must have tried to kiss Anarkali in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him." Anarkali is thinking, " Ranil must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Malini instead, and got slapped." Ranil is thinking, "Damn it, Mahinda must have tried to kiss Anarkali. She thought it was me, and slapped me." Mahinda is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound, and slap Ranil again."[/FONT][/size][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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