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Message: <blockquote data-quote="feed" data-source="post: 7364821" data-attributes="member: 142900"> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS        Smart man +        smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb  man +        smart woman = marriage  Dumb man + dumb woman =        pregnancy OFFICE        ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee =        profit Smart boss + dumb employee =        production Dumb boss + smart employee =        promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee =        overtime SHOPPING         MATH A  man will pay $20 for a $10 item he        needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item  that she        doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS        A woman worries about the future until she        gets a husband. A man never worries about the future  until        he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more         money than his wife can spend. A        successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must  understand        him a lot and love him a little. To be        happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to  understand her        at all. LONGEVITY         Married  men live longer than single men do,        but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will         change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that  she        won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any        argument. Anything a man says after that is the        beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT        GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,        poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They         stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" />++<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </blockquote>

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