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<blockquote data-quote="actinide" data-source="post: 12542823" data-attributes="member: 174522"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Q: Why are condoms transparent?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Restricted! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Signboard outside a prostitute's house:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">New AIDS awareness slogan:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">different women. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Why is sex like shaving?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">to do it again...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Advantages of having an affair with a married women.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">They give like hell.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">They do not yell.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">They do not tell.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">They do not swell and there is no wedding bell! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>email ekakin gaththe... repost nam කමා කල මැනව.... ++</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="actinide, post: 12542823, member: 174522"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! :P Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. :baffled: Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red] A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. :rolleyes: Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red] A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME! :cool: Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red] A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later. :yes: Signboard outside a prostitute's house:[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red] Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... :dull: New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. :rofl: Why is sex like shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...:oo: Advantages of having an affair with a married women. They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell! ;)[/COLOR][/SIZE] email ekakin gaththe... repost nam කමා කල මැනව.... ++ [/QUOTE]
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