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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 125933" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">May I know the time please? </span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Old Man: Certainly not.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">you tell me the time? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">time.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">ask me the time. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Young Man: Quite possible.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">ask my name and address.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Young Man: Quite possible. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">just passing by and came into wish me. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">After my courteous approach you will try to come </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">made it.?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Young Man: Possible</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Young Man: Smiles. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">date with you.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Young Man: Smiles</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">love with her and propose her for marriage. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Young Man: Smiles</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">about your love and ask for my permission. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">daughter to a person like you who does not even own a </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">watch. </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 125933, member: 8568"] [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Blue"]May I know the time please? [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [B][COLOR="Blue"] Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not. Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me the time? Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time. Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how? Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.? Young Man: Possible Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter. Young Man: Smiles. ;) Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you. Young Man: Smiles Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage. Young Man: Smiles Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission. Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch. [/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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