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Message: <blockquote data-quote="thathsara.sl" data-source="post: 5921437" data-attributes="member: 149384"><img src="http://i28.tinypic.com/206bibd.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />               Police  arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?   Man: I'm going 2 a  lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll  lecture at midnight? Man:   My wife...:::::::Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife.  The driver adjusted the mirror.Banta shouted: You are trying to see  my wife!!!! Sit back. I'll drive..:::::::After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me  robbing? Clerk :   Yes I saw u.Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u? Second Clerk : No, but my wife  saw u!:::::::      Meaning of WIFE,Husband asks:"Do you the meaning of WIFE?it means.......WITHOUT  INFORMATION FIGHTING EVERY TIME."Wife on hearing this says,"it  could also mean ...... WITH  IDIOT FOREVER.":::::::Judge:   Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Sardar to judge: U R coming  daily, don't U have shame?::::::: Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road.  change it to exclamatory sentence . Student : WOW !:::::::Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first  in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide        :::::::A cigarette shortens  your life by 2 min..A  beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens  your life by 8 hours!!!!.. :::::::During Marriage ceremony why is the  bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last  chance to run away. :::::::A husband, the owner of a new  car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize  possession even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the  house.After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as  she departed: "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.”.</blockquote>

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