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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dj gamaya" data-source="post: 12427933" data-attributes="member: 61857"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Medical Claim</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A nice couple went to  the sex therapist's office at Apollo Hospital - Colombo  .</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The doctor politely  asked,</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"What can I do for you?"</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The man said,</span><span style="color: #006000"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #006000"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #006000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"Could you please  watch us in sexual intercourse, and then give us your expert analysis  ?"</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The  doctor looked puzzled, but dutifully agreed.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Later, when the couple  finished,</span><span style="color: green"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">the doctor said,</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"As  per my medical analysis there's nothing wrong with the way you have  intercourse,"</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">and charged them Rs.600 as  consultation fee.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">This was repeated for several weeks in a  row.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse while the doctor  watched,</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">pay the doctor and then leave the hospital quietly.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Finally  the inquisitive doctor asked,</span><span style="color: #006000"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #006000"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #006000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"Just exactly what  are you trying to find out ?"</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The man said,</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">" Oh Doctor, we're  not trying to find out anything.</span><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">She's married and we  can't go to her house -</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I'm married and we can't go to my house.</span></span><span style="color: #006000"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #006000"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #006000"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #006000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Cinnamon Grand  charges Rs.10000,</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #006000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Taj Samudra charges Rs.7000,</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #006000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Galadari charges  Rs.6000,</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8100"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8100"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8100"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8100"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #ff8100"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">We do it here for  only Rs.600 -</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8100"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8100"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8100"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">and I get it reimbursed from my company medical claim  !!!"</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The Doctor Fainted and  Still Unconscious...!!</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: 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