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Message: <blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 4405440" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong><u>Army Ranger, Marines and crocodile shoes....</u></strong></span></span></span></p><p>  <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, "maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing."</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>So the Ranger headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be the two Marines the guy in town was talking about." Just then, the Ranger saw a tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Marines.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>Just as the gator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both Marines dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>One of the Marines then exclaimed, "Damn, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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