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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Asithdx" data-source="post: 6747031" data-attributes="member: 210511">A new sign in the Bank Lobbyreads:"Please note that this Bank isinstalling new Drive-through ATMmachines enabling customers towithdraw cash without leavingtheir vehicles. Customers usingthis new facility are requestedto use the procedures outlinedbelow when accessing theiraccounts.After months of carefulresearch, MALE and FEMALEprocedures have beendeveloped.Please follow the appropriatesteps for your gender:MALE PROCEDURE1. Drive up to the cash machine.2. Put down your car window.3. Insert card into machine andenter PIN.4. Enter amount of cashrequired and withdraw.5. Retrieve card, cash andreceipt.6. Put window up.7. Drive off.FEMALE PROCEDURE1. Drive up to cash machine.2. Reverse and back up therequired amount to align carwindow with the machine.3. Set parking brake, put thewindow down.4. Find handbag, remove allcontents on to passenger seatto locate card.5. Tell person on cell phone youwill call them back and hang up.6. Attempt to insert card intomachine.7. Open car door to allow easieraccess to machine due to itsexcessive distance from the car.8. Insert card.9. Re-insert card the right way.10. Dig through handbag to finddiary with your PIN written onthe inside back page.11. Enter PIN.12. Press cancel and re-entercorrect PIN.13. Enter amount of cashrequired.14. Check makeup in rear viewmirror.15. Retrieve cash and receipt.16. Empty handbag again tolocate wallet and place cashinside.17. Write debit amount in checkregister and place receipt inback of checkbook.18. Re-check makeup.19. Drive forward 2 feet.20. Reverse back to cashmachine.21. Retrieve card.22. Re-empty hand bag, locatecard holder, and place card intothe slot provided.23. Give dirty look to irate maledriver waiting behind you.24. Restart stalled engine andpull off.25. Redial person on cell phone.26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.27. Release Parking Brake.</blockquote>

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