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<blockquote data-quote="casper_fms" data-source="post: 4933394" data-attributes="member: 79855"><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><p style="text-align: center">Men and women on earth die and go to heaven. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">God comes and says </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">control over their women, and the other one for the men who were </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">that no man and woman can talk." </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">only one man. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">from him!" </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The man replies, </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">. </p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"I don't know, my wife told me to stand here..."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> </p><p></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="casper_fms, post: 4933394, member: 79855"] [B][COLOR="Blue"][CENTER]Men and women on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk." Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man. God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!" "Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replies, . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here...":lol: :lol: :D :rofl: [/CENTER][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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