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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3811728" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black">Men <span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">and Women on planet earth die from various places throughout the world at a particular moment in time and go to God's abode to be judged.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">The God welcomes this new batch and tries his experimental new judgement trick and says," I want all you humans to form two queues.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">One line is for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away from here so that no man and woman can talk and I can talk to men alone."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">When the women were gone, the Almighty returns and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is a hundred miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one solitary man.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">The God about to open his third eye of anger, thunders, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">"Come and tell all them henpecked, my brave son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" God asked.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">The nervous man replies, "I don't know sir, but my wife told me to stand here, until this </span></span>is over."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 3811728, member: 49393"] [COLOR=#010158][FONT=arial][COLOR=black]Men [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]and Women on planet earth die from various places throughout the world at a particular moment in time and go to God's abode to be judged.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]The God welcomes this new batch and tries his experimental new judgement trick and says," I want all you humans to form two queues.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]One line is for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away from here so that no man and woman can talk and I can talk to men alone."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]When the women were gone, the Almighty returns and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is a hundred miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one solitary man.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]The God about to open his third eye of anger, thunders, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]"Come and tell all them henpecked, my brave son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" God asked.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]The nervous man replies, "I don't know sir, but my wife told me to stand here, until this [/COLOR][/COLOR]is over."[/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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