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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mbj" data-source="post: 1192283" data-attributes="member: 16263"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">1. Men are like ...... Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">2. Men are like .......Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">3. Men are like ...... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">4. Men are like ......Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">7. Men are like .....Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">9. Men are like ...... Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">10. Men are like ..... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">11. Men are like .....Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">12. Men are like ........... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">13. Men are like .....Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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