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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2253938" data-attributes="member: 49393">For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not  worth  buying an entire pig just to get a  little sausage.  Men  are  like....       1. Men are likeLaxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.    2.Men  are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they  are.     3.Men   are like Weather. Nothing can be done to  change them.   4.Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.  5.Men  are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for  your hips.  6.Men  are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.   7.Men  are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!   8.Men are like Government Bonds. They take  soooooooo long to mature.9. Men  are like Mascara. They usually run at the first  sign of emotion.   10.Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but  only for a little while.   11. Men  are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're  coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it  will last.   12.Men  are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.   13. Men are like Parking  Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.  Now  send this to all the remarkable women you know, as  well as to any understanding  good-natured, fun  kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know  !!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

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