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<blockquote data-quote="Kevita" data-source="post: 22970616" data-attributes="member: 561655"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Men never learn <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😉" title="Winking face :wink:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" data-shortname=":wink:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😉" title="Winking face :wink:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" data-shortname=":wink:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Two friends were walking home and a Lady happened to be Blowing a Kiss <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😘" title="Face blowing a kiss :kissing_heart:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f618.png" data-shortname=":kissing_heart:" /> to one of them.....from the window of a Single Storey building.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">1st friend:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Man, it looks like that Babe is</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Blowing kisses at me...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2nd friend:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Guy leave her alone,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't pay any attention to her.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">(Then the lady signalled <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🙋" title="Person raising hand :person_raising_hand:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f64b.png" data-shortname=":person_raising_hand:" /> to Him to come)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">1st friend:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Man the babe is calling me!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2nd friend:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">My friend, Don't go.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">1st friend:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Why would you ask Me not to go</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">When a fine Babe like that is calling me?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2nd friend:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Pal, l'm begging you,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Please Don't go, please Don't go </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The Friend ignored Him...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">And went over to the Lady,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">She went to meet Him</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">And they both went upstairs.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Suddenly as they were about to have Fun,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">They heard a Car honking.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Lady: (on opening the window)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Hell ! That's my Husband!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">1st friend:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Shit! I'm in Trouble!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Lady:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't worry, just pretend</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Like you're the Laundry man</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">And iron these Clothes,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Pointing at a heap of Clothes.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The Guy spent the whole Day...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Ironing clothes because</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The Husband never left home that day.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The next day he went over to his Friend's place</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">1st friend:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Pal, can you believe that it was</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Clothes and Clothes l ironed</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Throughout the day yesterday.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2nd friend:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">But I told you not to go.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">All those clothes you ironed,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">l WASHED THEM THE PREVIOUS DAY !!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*Men never learn*</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>උස්සපු එකක්.....</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kevita, post: 22970616, member: 561655"] [SIZE=4]Men never learn 😉😉 Two friends were walking home and a Lady happened to be Blowing a Kiss 😘 to one of them.....from the window of a Single Storey building. 1st friend: Man, it looks like that Babe is Blowing kisses at me... 2nd friend: Guy leave her alone, Don't pay any attention to her. (Then the lady signalled 🙋 to Him to come) 1st friend: Man the babe is calling me! 2nd friend: My friend, Don't go. 1st friend: Why would you ask Me not to go When a fine Babe like that is calling me? 2nd friend: Pal, l'm begging you, Please Don't go, please Don't go The Friend ignored Him... And went over to the Lady, She went to meet Him And they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have Fun, They heard a Car honking. Lady: (on opening the window) Hell ! That's my Husband!! 1st friend: Shit! I'm in Trouble!! Lady: Don't worry, just pretend Like you're the Laundry man And iron these Clothes, Pointing at a heap of Clothes. The Guy spent the whole Day... Ironing clothes because The Husband never left home that day. The next day he went over to his Friend's place 1st friend: Pal, can you believe that it was Clothes and Clothes l ironed Throughout the day yesterday. 2nd friend: But I told you not to go. All those clothes you ironed, l WASHED THEM THE PREVIOUS DAY !!! *Men never learn* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂[/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B]උස්සපු එකක්.....[/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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