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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 107657" data-attributes="member: 8568">When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. -Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want? -Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. -Anonymous Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -Sam Kinison Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. -James Holt McGavran Ive had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnt. -Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever youre wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever youre right, shut up. -Nash The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once... -Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong. -Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. -Anonymous A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine. -Anonymous First Guy (proudly): My wifes an angel! Second Guy Youre lucky, mines still alive . -Anonymous </blockquote>

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