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<blockquote data-quote="dumidishan" data-source="post: 3090086" data-attributes="member: 102814"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>What is the difference between men and women?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong><span style="color: #262626"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">*******</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. </span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">*******</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">3. </span><span style="color: green">A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants</span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. </span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">******* </span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">*******</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- </span><span style="color: red">before and after marriage</span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">.</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">*******</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. </span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">*******</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. </span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">*******</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">8. </span><span style="color: #0066ff">Any married man should forget his mistakes.</span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"> There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">*******</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #262626">9. </span><span style="color: #ff3300">A woman has the last word in any argument.</span></span><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-size: 10px"> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. </span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-size: 10px">*******</span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1019&Itemid=34" target="_blank"><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-size: 10px">10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.</span></span></a><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-size: 10px">*******</span></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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