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<blockquote data-quote="Eclipse" data-source="post: 2212485" data-attributes="member: 84173"><p style="text-align: center"><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Women </strong></span></span></u></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong> </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Yes = No </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>No = Yes </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Maybe = No </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>We need = I want </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later! </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>We need to talk. = I need to complain. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron! </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there! </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead} </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep? </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><u><span style="color: Navy"><strong> Men </strong></span></u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong> </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I'm hungry. = I'm hungry. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I'm tired. = I'm tired. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex? </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I love you. = Let's have sex now. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong> </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn't look that much different! </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that you'd like to have sex with me. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and let's go home</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Eclipse, post: 2212485, member: 84173"] [CENTER][U][SIZE=5][COLOR=Navy][B]Women [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U] [COLOR=Navy][B][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER] [COLOR=Navy][B] Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need = I want It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later! We need to talk. = I need to complain. Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house. I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead} Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep? I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. [/B][/COLOR][CENTER][SIZE=5][U][COLOR=Navy][B] Men [/B][/COLOR][/U][/SIZE] [COLOR=Navy][B][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER] [COLOR=Navy][B] I'm hungry. = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy. I'm tired. = I'm tired. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you. What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this. What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex? I love you. = Let's have sex now. I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before. Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn't look that much different! Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that you'd like to have sex with me. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. (while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and let's go home [/B][/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=Navy] :P:P:P[B][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=Navy][B][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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