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Message: <blockquote data-quote="unLich" data-source="post: 3456821" data-attributes="member: 103951">An Englishman, an American and a Sinhala man are calledupon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says. "I think I canempty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. "Ok, 10bottles". And themachine is silent. The American says. "I thinkI can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector."all right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.The Sinhala man says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes themachine.---------------------------------------------------------------------Having lost his donkey a Banda, got down to hisknees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,"Yourdonkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?The Banda replied "I am thanking Him for seeingto it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,otherwise Iwould have been missing too."---------------------------------------------------------------------Appugami saw that his friend Banda wasvery depressed. "What happened ?" asked Appugami."Man, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . ""How come ?""Well, yesterday, the one-day match between SriLanka and England wasbeing shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that SriLankawould win, but I lost the bet."" But that's only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"" Man, I bet on the highlights too!"----------------------------------------------------------------------A Sinhala man with two red ears went to his doctor. Thedoctor asked him what had happened to his ears and heanswered,"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - butinstead of picking up the phone accidentallypicked upthe iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctorexclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened toyour other ear?" "That son of a bitch called backafter sometime"</blockquote>

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