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<blockquote data-quote="Nu1Dnk" data-source="post: 8494441" data-attributes="member: 263357">____________________________________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Maria, go to the map and find&nbsp;&nbsp; North America&nbsp; .MARIA:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Here it&nbsp;&nbsp; is.TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; Correct.&nbsp; Now class, who discovered&nbsp;&nbsp; America&nbsp; ?CLASS:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Maria.____________________________________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the&nbsp; floor?JOHN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; You told me to do it without using&nbsp; tables.__________________________________________TEACHER:&nbsp;&nbsp; Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER:&nbsp;&nbsp; No, that's wrongGLENN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.(I&nbsp;&nbsp; Love this child)____________________________________________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; H I J K L M N O.TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; What are you talking about?DONALD:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have&nbsp;ten years ago.WINNIE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Me!__________________________________________TEACHER:&nbsp;&nbsp; Glen, why do&nbsp; you always get so&nbsp; dirty?GLEN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Millie, give me a sentence starting with '&nbsp; I.&nbsp;&nbsp; 'MILLIE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I&nbsp; is..TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; No, Millie..... Always say, 'I&nbsp; am.'MILLIE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; All right...&nbsp; 'I am the ninth letter of&nbsp; the alphabet.'(I really would have liked to see that teacher's face!)________________________________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; George&nbsp; Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also&nbsp; admitted it.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't&nbsp; punish&nbsp; him?LOUIS:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Because George still had the axe in his&nbsp; hand....______________________________________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before&nbsp; eating?SIMON:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good&nbsp; cook.______________________________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Clyde , your&nbsp; composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same asyour brother's.. Did you&nbsp; copy his?CLYDE&nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; No, sir.&nbsp; It's the same dog.(I want to&nbsp; adopt this kid!!!)___________________________________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talkingwhen&nbsp; peopleare no longer interested?HAROLD:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A&nbsp; teachermail ekakin.......</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Nu1Dnk, post: 8494441, member: 263357"] ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' (I really would have liked to see that teacher's face!) ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.... ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher mail ekakin....... [/QUOTE]

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