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Message: <blockquote data-quote="pissupoosa jr." data-source="post: 10343427" data-attributes="member: 209195"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Never Kiss a lady police,</span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"> She will say, hands up.</span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"> Never Kiss a lady doctor,</span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"> She will say, Next please</span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"> But always Kiss a lady teacher,</span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkgreen"><span style="color: Blue"> Because she will say, repeat it 5 times</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkgreen"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkgreen"><span style="color: Blue">***</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkgreen"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkgreen"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkgreen"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">down..</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">Her Boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">Zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his Secretary had told him, finally understood.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">He said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini Cooper with 2 flat tires."</span></span><span style="color: YellowGreen"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: YellowGreen"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: YellowGreen">***</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></span><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Doctor: Then why are you so happy? </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">***</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span>                                                                   <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband: Honey I have a problem at work... </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 12px">Wife: Not "I" but "We", We are now ONE... Ur Problem is my problem... </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband: Ok Sweetie, Our secretary is Pregnant for Us..</span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center">         </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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