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<blockquote data-quote="pissupoosa jr." data-source="post: 9166652" data-attributes="member: 209195"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><img src="http://gal.darkervision.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sharapova-banana.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong>Serena was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px"> hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">psychic for help. "Honey! "- said the psychic. "You</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">will not have luck in love in this life. But in the </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">reincarnation, you will be a much desired woman and</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">all men will fall at your feet". Serena left very</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">happy and excited, and as she went over a bridge she</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">begins". She decided to jump off the bridge right </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">away. But, incredibly Serena didn't die! She fell</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">onto the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">still drowsy and not being able to see very well,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">and not knowing where she was, she started touching</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">her surroundings, feeling all the bananas. She</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">mumbled with a huge smile on her face: "GENTLEMEN,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px">PLEASE... ONE AT A TIME !!!" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pissupoosa jr., post: 9166652, member: 209195"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=times new roman][B][IMG]http://gal.darkervision.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sharapova-banana.jpg[/IMG] Serena was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it[/B] [COLOR=#333333][SIZE=4] hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help. "Honey! "- said the psychic. "You will not have luck in love in this life. But in the reincarnation, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet". Serena left very happy and excited, and as she went over a bridge she thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins". She decided to jump off the bridge right away. But, incredibly Serena didn't die! She fell onto the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas. She mumbled with a huge smile on her face: "GENTLEMEN, PLEASE... ONE AT A TIME !!!" [/SIZE][/COLOR] [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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