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Message: <blockquote data-quote="pissupoosa jr." data-source="post: 9591685" data-attributes="member: 209195"><p><strong>Random ..</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">-----</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">The husband, rejected, turns over.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">                                 </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">----</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span>         <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">                            -----</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">and drink it."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">"No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!" </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">                           ------</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Wives are funny creatures.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">and then they want to kill the woman who does. </span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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