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<blockquote data-quote="ShihanSathsara" data-source="post: 6407374" data-attributes="member: 134723"><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333">This is hilarious!!!! Please Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going............DONT TELL ANY MEN!!!! Type out the sentence you end up with in YOUR STATUS to FaceBook!!!</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Pick the month you were born:</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">January-------I kicked</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">February------I loved</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">March----------I karate chopped</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">April------------I licked</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">May------------I jumped on</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">June-----------I smelled</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">July------------I did the Macarena With</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">August--------I had lunch with</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">September----I danced with</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">October-------I sang to</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">November-----I yelled at</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">December-----I ran over</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Pick the day (number) you were born on:</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">1-------a birdbath</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">2-------a monster</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">3-------a phone</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">4-------a fork</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">5-------a snowman</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">6-------a gangster</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">7-------my mobile phone</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">8-------my dog</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">9-------my best friends' boyfriend</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">10-------my neighbour</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">11-------my science teacher</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">12-------a banana</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">13-------a fireman</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">14-------a stuffed animal</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">15-------a goat</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">16-------a pickle</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">17-------your mom</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">18-------a spoon</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">19------- a smurf</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">20-------a baseball bat</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">21-------a ninja</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">22-------Chuck Norris</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">23-------a noodle</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">24-------a squirrel</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">25-------a football player</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">26-------my sister</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">27-------my brother</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">28-------an iPod</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">29-------a surfer</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">30-------a homeless guy</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">31-------a llama</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">What is the last number of the year you were born:</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">1--------- In my car</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">2 --------- On your car</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">3 --------- In a hole</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">4 --------- Under your bed</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">6 --------- sliding down a hill</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">7 --------- in an elevator</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">8---------- at the dinner table</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">9 -------- In line at the bank</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">0 -------- in your bathroom</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">White---------because I'm cool like that</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Black---------because that's how I roll.</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Red-----------because the voices told me to.</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Green---------because I think I need some serious help.</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Brown---------because I can.</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Other----------because I'm a Ninja!</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">None----------because I can't control myself!</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Now type out the sentence you made, in YOUR STATUS line and SEND IT TO LADY ONLY friends!</strong></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333">Post Your Status Here <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ShihanSathsara, post: 6407374, member: 134723"] [FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][LEFT][COLOR=#333333]This is hilarious!!!! Please Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going............DONT TELL ANY MEN!!!! Type out the sentence you end up with in YOUR STATUS to FaceBook!!! Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March----------I karate chopped April------------I licked May------------I jumped on June-----------I smelled July------------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbour 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19------- a smurf 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an iPod 29-------a surfer 30-------a homeless guy 31-------a llama What is the last number of the year you were born: 1--------- In my car 2 --------- On your car 3 --------- In a hole 4 --------- Under your bed 5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle 6 --------- sliding down a hill 7 --------- in an elevator 8---------- at the dinner table 9 -------- In line at the bank 0 -------- in your bathroom Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown---------because I can. Other----------because I'm a Ninja! None----------because I can't control myself! [B]Now type out the sentence you made, in YOUR STATUS line and SEND IT TO LADY ONLY friends![/B] :lol::lol::lol::lol: Post Your Status Here :lol::lol: [/COLOR][/LEFT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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