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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lokuda" data-source="post: 9858316" data-attributes="member: 342960"><img src="http://www.lankatopten.com/jokes/images/seethalata_male.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit theball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frogin a trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, Iwill grant you three wishes."The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The womansaid, "That's okay."For her first wish, she wanted to be the mostbeautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her, "You do realize that thiswish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adoniswhom women will flock to".The woman replied, "That's okay, because I willbe the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!For her second wish, shewanted to be the richest woman in the world.The frog said, "That will makeyour husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer thanyou. "  The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what'shis is mine."So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!Thefrog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have amild heart attack."Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don'tmess with them.Attentionfemale readers:This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continuefeeling good!Malereaders: Please scroll down.*****************************The man had a heart attack ten times"milder" than his wife!!!Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the showPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />A retired gentlemanA retired gentleman went to Social Welfare Office to apply for the Old Age Pension. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." he said. The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Old Age Pension application. When he returned home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Welfare office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have got the Disability Pension, too."</blockquote>

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