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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4503462" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. </p><p></p><p></p><p>The Problem was who should get custody of the child.</p><p></p><p></p><p>The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. </p><p></p><p></p><p>The child Should be in my custody."</p><p> </p><p></p><p>The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"</p><p></p><p></p><p>The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out... </p><p></p><p></p><p>Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 4503462, member: 49393"] A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child Should be in my custody." The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?" The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?" [/QUOTE]
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